Hairpin Headache

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A pain in your head that feels like your hair is being yanked out by a bunch of angry monkeys.
My braid was so tight I looked like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.
My ponytail was so bad my head felt like it was on fire.
I wore my hair in a bun for 12 hours and now I’m questioning my life choices.
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A headache that happens when your hair is pulled so hard it feels like your skull is being used as a clothesline.
My hair was pulled so tight I thought my brain was going to escape through my ears.
My updo looked nice, but my head felt like it was in a vice grip.
I wore my hair in a high ponytail and now my head feels like it’s been run over by a bus.
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A headache that makes you wish you had a knife and your hair was the enemy.
My hair was so tight I could’ve sworn my eyes were going to pop out.
My braid was so bad I looked like a prisoner who just got a new hairstyle.
I wore my hair in a chignon and now I’m just a walking headache.
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The head pain you get when your hair is pulled so hard it feels like it's trying to leave your body.
My hair was so tight my head felt like it was being squeezed by a giant nutcracker.
I looked like a rockstar, but my head felt like it was on fire.
My high ponytail was so bad I thought my brain was going to escape.
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A headache that feels like your hair is trying to take over your brain.
My braid was so tight I looked like a confused cat that got stuck in a hair dryer.
My updo was so bad my head felt like it was on a rollercoaster.
I wore my hair in a bun and now I’m just a walking pain machine.
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The pain you get when your hair is pulled so hard it feels like you're being tortured by a hair stylist.
My ponytail was so bad I thought my head was going to explode.
I looked like a model, but my head felt like it was being crushed.
I wore my hair in a chignon and now my head is screaming for mercy.
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