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A fake hair thing you wear when you're too bald to look at yourself without crying

My uncle wore a hairpiece to his wedding and still looked like a sad raccoon.

My mom's hairpiece fell off during her yoga class and now she's stuck in downward dog forever.

My dad's hairpiece is so fake it looks like it was glued on by a confused toddler.

A hairy weapon used to stab people in the face during a hair fight

My brother used his hairpiece to stab my sister in the face during a hair fight.

The hairpiece was so sharp it cut through my mom's hair like butter.

My dad's hairpiece stabbed my uncle so hard he started crying.

A French tradition where they throw feces and hair at each other like it's a festival

The French Hairpiece festival was so gross I threw up.

I got feces and hair in my hair during the festival and now I look like a dirty raccoon.

The cake was so bad I had to eat it with a spoon and a lot of shame.

A fancy name for a disease that makes your genitals look like they're on fire

My brother got genital herpes and now his genitals look like they're on fire.

My mom's genital herpes is so bad she can't sit down.

My dad's genital herpes is so bad he can't even walk.

When you're fucking a girl and you pull her hair so hard you rip it out and cum on her bald spot like it's a prize

I pulled my girlfriend's hair so hard it came out in clumps and I cumed on her bald spot.

My brother cumed on his girlfriend's bald spot after ripping out all her hair.

I pulled my mom's hair so hard it looked like she had a bald spot and I cumed on it.