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A person who yells at your hair like it did something wrong.
'Your hair looks like a squirrel took a comb to it!'
'Why did you do that? It’s like you tried to murder your hair!'
'You think that’s a hair cut? That’s a hair crime!'
hairphobic
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Someone who can’t stand your hair and makes it clear with loud words and bad vibes.
'Your hair is the worst thing I’ve ever seen. It’s like a bad dream came to life.'
'You’ve got more layers than a cake at a birthday party.'
'Your hair is so bad, I’m considering getting a tattoo to cover it up.'
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The type of person who judges your hair so hard, they might lose their own.
'Your hair is like a pile of junk. Who let this happen?'
'I don’t know what you did, but your hair is now a crime scene.'
'Your hair is so bad, I think it’s trying to escape.'