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You see someone’s hair and you instantly want to touch it like it’s the last piece of pizza
I saw her braid and I wanted to rip it out
His hair was so smooth I almost asked if it was real
She had pink hair and I thought she was a god
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You get so turned on by hair it feels like you’re in a hair salon and you’re the only customer who’s getting a facial
Her bangs were so perfect I wanted to marry them
He had a beard and I was like 'I’m gonna lose it'
Her hair was curly and I was like 'I'm gonna die'
3
You get so distracted by hair it’s like you’re in a fight and the only thing you’re fighting for is hair
He had a mohawk and I was like 'I’m gonna kill you'
She had a ponytail and I was like 'I’m gonna run away'
His hair was messy and I was like 'I’m gonna fix it'
4
You’re so obsessed with hair you think it’s the only thing that matters and everything else is just extra
Her hair was red and I was like 'this is the best part'
He had a fade and I was like 'this is the only thing'
She had a bun and I was like 'I’m gonna eat it'
5
You get so hot for hair it’s like you’re in a sauna and the only thing keeping you cool is someone’s hair
His hair was so cool I was like 'I’m gonna freeze'
Her hair was so hot I was like 'I’m gonna melt'
He had a buzz cut and I was like 'I’m gonna get it'