Haironautics

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The art of making your head look like it was hit by a tornado and then glued back together with glitter and lies.

My cousin’s hair looked like a traffic jam at rush hour. I swear it had stop signs and everything.

That guy’s hair is so fake, it probably has a driver’s license.

My mom tried to do her own haironautics and now she looks like a glittery disaster movie.

A hairstyle so complicated it makes your brain want to quit and go to a beach resort.

My wedding hair looked like it was designed by a mad scientist and a glue factory.

That girl’s hair is so fancy, it probably has a salary.

My brother’s hair is so overdone, it could start its own religion.

When your hair looks like it was sculpted by a drunk robot with a glue gun and a grudge.

My hair looked like a traffic cone exploded in a glitter factory.

That dude’s hair is so fake, it probably has a side hustle as a magician.

My sister’s hair is so overdone, it could probably lift a car.