Hairoglyphx Bar/berShop

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A place where you get your hair cut and then get wasted on beer like a drunk flamingo.

I got my hair trimmed and drank three beers. Now I look like a confused raccoon.

The barber cut my hair and said, 'You look like a f***ing rockstar.' I said, 'I feel like a f***ing rockstar.'

I came in for a trim and left with a hangover. Classic Hairoglyphx.

A barbershop that also serves drinks so you can f*** up your hair and your life at the same time.

I came in for a haircut and left with a beer. My life is now a f***ed-up combo of bad choices.

The barber asked, 'Wanna get drunk while I cut your hair?' I said, 'Why not? My life is already a mess.'

I got my hair cut and then I got drunk. Now I look like a f***ed-up penguin.

A place where you get your hair fixed and your soul destroyed by too much alcohol.

I got my hair fixed and my soul destroyed. Now I look like a f***ing zombie.

The bar was so good I forgot my haircut. Now I look like a f***ing mess.

I came in for a trim and got so drunk I forgot my name. Now I look like a f***ing ghost.

A barbershop with a bar so you can get drunk and have your hair cut by a f***ing drunk barber.

I got my hair cut by a drunk barber. Now my hair looks like a f***ing explosion.

The barber was drunk and said, 'Your hair looks like a f***ing disaster.' I said, 'That’s the point.'

I came in for a trim and got a beer. Now my hair looks like a f***ing tornado.

A place where your hair gets cut and your liver gets f***ed up by too much beer.

I got my hair cut and my liver f***ed up. Now I look like a f***ing mess.

I came in for a trim and left with a hangover. My liver is now a f***ing war zone.

The bar was so good I forgot my haircut. My liver is now a f***ing battlefield.