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the messy hair drawings your daughters make on the shower wall while they shampoo and cuss at you
My daughter drew a goat on the wall and said it was a ‘hair goat’
She used her hair to write ‘I hate Mom’ in bubble letters
She drew a screaming face and called it ‘my shampoo masterpiece’
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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when your daughters use their hair as a marker to draw on the shower wall while they wash their hair
She drew a cat and said it was ‘the best hair cat ever’
She wrote ‘I’m gonna beat you’ in big letters
She drew a stick figure and called it ‘me’
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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the hair mess your daughter makes on the shower wall while she yells at you for not letting her wear a bra
She drew a heart and wrote ‘I love my hair’ on it
She drew a stick figure holding a bra and said ‘this is my revenge’
She drew a face with a hairball and called it ‘my hair monster’
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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the hair scribbles your daughter makes on the shower wall while she complains about her life
She drew a sad face and said it was ‘my hair sadness’
She wrote ‘I’m gonna be famous’ in big letters
She drew a stick figure with a crown and called it ‘me’
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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when your daughter draws on the shower wall with her hair while she screams about her hair
She drew a dog and said it was ‘my hair dog’
She wrote ‘I hate my life’ in messy letters
She drew a face with a hairball and called it ‘my hair rage’
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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the hair art your daughter makes on the shower wall while she yells at you for not letting her wear makeup
She drew a flower and called it ‘my hair flower’
She wrote ‘I’m gonna win’ in big letters
She drew a stick figure with a mirror and said ‘this is me’
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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