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a guy who thinks he's the best at everything but can't even tie his shoes properly

I asked him to fix my bike and he dropped it in the ditch.

He tried to cook dinner and burned the microwave.

He said he could beat anyone in a race and tripped over a cat.

a man who wears socks with sandals and thinks it's a fashion statement

He showed up to the party in socks and sandals and no one knew what to do.

He tried to be cool but looked like he just fell out of a sock drawer.

He told me he was going to start a sock and sandals band.

a person who talks to the ceiling like it's a friend

He yells at the ceiling every morning like it owes him money.

He told the ceiling he was going to beat the boss at work today.

He asked the ceiling for advice on how to fix his broken toaster.