hairnosis

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Hairnosis is when you use a ton of fancy hair to trick people into thinking you're hot, even if your face is like a used pizza box.

My ex said my hair was so good, he didn’t notice my face was like a raccoon in a blender.

She came to the party with a head full of hair and a face that looked like it had been hit by a truck.

He asked me out because my hair was ‘amazing’, he didn’t realize my forehead was bigger than his ego.

Hairnosis is basically lying with your hair to make people think you're a goddess, even if you're just a regular person with a bad skincare routine.

He proposed to me because my hair was ‘perfect’, he didn’t check my pores.

My hair was so good, the guy at the gym didn’t notice I had a double chin.

She said my hair was ‘insane’, but she didn’t look at my nose.

Hairnosis is when your hair is so good, it makes you look like a celebrity, even if you're just a regular person with a bad diet.

My hair was so good, the guy at the bar didn’t notice I had a belly like a baby deer.

She got a compliment on her hair, no one mentioned her freckles looked like a broken sidewalk.

He asked me out because my hair was ‘on fire’, he didn’t see my zits.

Hairnosis is like wearing a mask made of hair so people think you're a beauty queen, even if your face is a disaster.

My hair was so good, the guy at the gym didn’t notice my face was like a raccoon on a bad day.

She came to the party with a head full of hair and a face that looked like it had been stepped on.

He asked me out because my hair was ‘fantastic’, he didn’t realize my nose was bigger than his brain.

Hairnosis is when your hair is so good, it makes you look like a model, even if your face is like a plate of spaghetti.

My hair was so good, the guy at the gym didn’t notice my face was like a pizza with extra cheese and no sauce.

She got a compliment on her hair, no one mentioned her chin looked like it had been hit by a hammer.

He asked me out because my hair was ‘perfect’, he didn’t notice my forehead looked like a mountain.

Hairnosis is when you use your hair to trick people into thinking you're hot, even if your face is like a used sock.

My hair was so good, the guy at the gym didn’t notice my face was like a raccoon with a broken mirror.

She came to the party with a head full of hair and a face that looked like it had been dipped in glue.

He asked me out because my hair was ‘amazing’, he didn’t realize my nose was like a mountain.