Hairnography

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Looking at too much hair dye and weird hair styles until your brain explodes
My cousin dyed her hair 12 different colors. I can't look at it without crying.
That guy has a mohawk and a beard. It's like a disaster zone.
She got a hair transplant and now looks like a rockstar. I'm jealous.
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When you see so many hair styles you start screaming and throw things
I saw a guy with a rainbow streak and a curly afro. I threw my sock at him.
My mom got a pink bob. I yelled, 'Why?' and ran out of the room.
That girl has a braid that goes from her head to her elbow. I can't breathe.
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Getting so sick of hair colors and styles you want to rip your own hair out
I saw 10 different hair dyes in one day. I wanted to pull out my own hair.
My brother got a neon green fade. I'm ready to quit life.
That girl has a hair flip that takes 10 minutes. I'm tired just watching it.
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When you stare at someone's hair so long you forget how to talk
I looked at her hair for so long I forgot my own name.
He had a purple undercut. I just stared and said nothing.
She had a hair bun so big it looked like a donut. I couldn't speak.
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When you see too much hair and it turns your brain to mush
I saw a guy with 7 different hair colors. My brain melted.
That girl's hair is so long it looks like a river. I can't think straight.
He has a hair twist so complicated it's like a math problem. I'm confused.
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