Hairly

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Hair so good it looks like it was styled by a fairy who also has a PhD in glitter and knows how to flip burgers.
My hair is so Hairly, it makes my dog jealous and my ex’s hair look like a raccoon had a meltdown.
I woke up with Hairly hair, and now my mom is crying because she thinks I’m rich.
My hair is so Hairly, it got a standing ovation from a group of confused pigeons.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When someone tries to say ‘you can lick my hairy nut’ but their brain is full of spaghetti and they also think cereal is a type of body armor.
He tried to say ‘you can lick my hairy nut’ but it came out like ‘you can lick my hair nut’ and now he’s crying in a cereal box.
She said ‘you can lick my hairy nut’ but it sounded like ‘you can lick my hairo nut’ and now she’s fighting a duck.
He tried to say ‘you can lick my hairy nut’ but it came out like ‘you can lick my hair nut’ and now he’s being sued by a duck.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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