Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy and laughable way to say your tiny, sad penis.

My hairlog is so small it got lost in a sock drawer.

I tried to use my hairlog as a doorstop, and it just cried.

I called my hairlog a hairlog because I was too lazy to think of anything else.

2

The only thing you use to show off, and it’s still not impressive.

I showed my hairlog off to my dog, and he just stared at me like I was a bad influence.

My hairlog is the reason I failed gym class.

I used my hairlog as a weapon, and it just whined.

3

A nickname for your penis that makes you sound like a poet, but you’re not.

I wrote a poem about my hairlog, and it was just a bunch of bad metaphors.

My hairlog is so bad, it got a D- in high school.

I told my hairlog it was a hairlog, and it cried.

4

A way to make your penis sound fancy when it’s just average.

My hairlog is average, but I still call it a hairlog to feel special.

I showed my hairlog to my mom, and she just laughed.

My hairlog is like a B+ in life.

5

The only thing you use to impress people, and it’s still not good enough.

I tried to impress my crush with my hairlog, and it just fell over.

My hairlog is the reason I have no friends.

I gave my hairlog a standing ovation, and it just blinked.

6

A nickname for your penis that sounds cool but is just a bunch of nonsense.

My hairlog is so cool, it got a tattoo.

I called my hairlog a hairlog because I had nothing better to do.

My hairlog is the reason I failed my nickname test.