hairlisp

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When your mouth smells like a sewer and you talk like you're trying to impress a goat. Because of that stupid healed-up cleft lip. See Damien Lewis.

'I don't know why I bother talking to you, you sound like a goat with a bad cold.'

'He talks like he just gargled with dirt and a dead fish.'

'That guy has a hairlisp so bad, I think he's trying to talk to the devil.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A fancy way of saying your mouth is a mess and you sound like a broken kazoo. All because of that stupid healed-up cleft lip. See Damien Lewis.

'She sounds like a broken kazoo that got run over by a goat.'

'That guy talks like he’s got a goat in his throat.'

'He’s got a hairlisp so bad, I think he’s trying to communicate with the afterlife.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When your mouth looks like it’s been through a war and your voice sounds like a goat got stuck in a blender. All because of that healed-up cleft lip. See Damien Lewis.

'He talks like a goat got stuck in a blender and screamed for three days.'

'That girl’s hairlisp is so bad, it’s like she’s trying to talk to the dead.'

'He’s got a hairlisp so bad, it’s like his mouth was hit by a goat and a brick.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago