hairless hairhorn

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A messed-up hairstyle that looks like a punk kid got hit by a hair dryer and a bald eagle at the same time. It’s wild, weird, and only the brave or the totally insane would try to pull off.
My uncle tried the hairless hairhorn and now he looks like a confused raccoon.
She walked into the bar with a hairless hairhorn and everyone turned their heads.
He said it would make him look cooler. Now he looks like a failed experiment.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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It’s like having no hair and way too much hair all at once. Only someone with the confidence of a flamingo in a hurricane would try this.
My cousin tried the hairless hairhorn and now his forehead looks like a desert.
She said she would wear it to the party. Now she’s hiding in the bathroom.
He tried the hairless hairhorn and now he’s called the hairless haircorn.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hairstyle so strange it might make your brain hurt. Only the most fearless and slightly crazy people would even think about wearing it.
He tried the hairless hairhorn and now he looks like a confused potato.
She wore it to work and her boss asked if she was being chased by a vacuum.
He tried it and now he’s known as the hairless haircorn in the neighborhood.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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