Hairless Goulet

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A woman lets her pubes grow long but shaves the part right around her snatch so it looks like a bald spot surrounded by a fuzzy jungle.
My girlfriend did this so she could look like a wild animal with a tiny bald patch. It looked like a monkey with a haircut.
My aunt did this because she thought it made her look like a goddess. She looked like a confused raccoon.
My ex did this to impress her boyfriend. He just laughed and said, 'You look like a bad wig.'
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When a woman lets her pubes grow out but shaves the part right around her vaginal area so it looks like a fuzzy ring around a bald spot.
My cousin did this so she could look like a jungle queen. She looked like a confused flamingo.
My mom did this so she could feel fancy. She looked like a messy rug.
My friend did this for a photoshoot. The photographer said it looked like a bad haircut.
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A woman grows her pubes long but shaves the area around her snatch so it looks like a patch of hair with a bald circle in the middle.
My sister did this for her boyfriend. He said it looked like a bad pizza with a missing slice.
My neighbor did this to look cool. She looked like a messy beanie.
My friend did this for a date. He said it looked like a bad haircut on a hairless spot.
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