Hairless Ape

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A bald, smelly human who thinks they're a god, and also happens to be the same species as Howard the Duck. Everyone else just thinks they're a fool.
My uncle said he's a hairless ape, then tried to talk to a goat.
My teacher called me a hairless ape because I forgot my homework again.
That guy at the gym who shouted 'I'm a hairless ape!' while doing push-ups.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A human with no hair, no sense, and the confidence of a man who thinks he's a monkey. Popularized by a duck who was also confused.
My dad said he's a hairless ape because he got a haircut.
My friend's dog called him a hairless ape after he ate the pizza.
My mom said I'm a hairless ape for not cleaning my room.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A human who looks like a monkey with no fur, and acts like they're the king of the jungle. Also, they're the same species as Howard the Duck, who is also confused.
My brother said he's a hairless ape because he forgot his pants.
My teacher called the class hairless apes because they were all distracted.
My friend's parrot says 'hairless ape' every time I walk in.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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