Hairless

You're tired of hearing about all the shaving and waxing. You're like, 'Do I really have to be totally bald down there?' Some girls are all about being completely smooth, but others are just like, 'Nope, I'm keeping my fuzz.' And you're like, 'Why is this even a thing?'

This cat looks like it was born in a sauna and then left outside in the snow. It's all wrinkly and warm, like a peach that's been microwaved. But it also eats like a raccoon and poops like a boss.

Landon is a guy who probably doesn't know what a pubic hair is, let alone why you would shave it.

You took a razor and went to war with your pubic hair and lost.

A human who probably has no idea what a pubic hair is, let alone why you would shave it.

Gabriel French has no pubic hair and it's probably because he's a god or something.

It's like a wall that forgot to grow hair and now it's just there, awkwardly.