Hairkerchief

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A doorag with fake hair glued on so nobody knows you're a bald fool. It’s like wearing a lie on your head.

Bro, I looked like a king until I took off my hairkerchief and saw my face.

My grandma thinks I have a full head of hair. She’s wrong. She’s also dead.

I wore it to the bar. Now everyone thinks I’m rich. I’m not. I’m broke and bald.

A dirty doorag with hair on it. It smells like old socks and regret. You wear it because you’re too lazy to shave.

My hairkerchief smells like my gym bag. I wear it to work every day.

I wore it to the grocery store. The cashier asked if I was a raccoon.

I tried to wash it. It didn’t help. It just looked worse.

A doorag that’s so bad it makes your hair look worse. It’s like a bald man’s last hope.

I wore it to my cousin’s wedding. I looked like a failed experiment.

My mom says it’s the only thing keeping me from being completely bald.

I wore it to the park. Kids ran away from me. I cried.