Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who yells at people for having weird hair colors and thinks their own hair is the only right way to be.

'Your purple hair is an insult to all hair!'

''I can't stand pink hair. It's like a crime against nature.'

''You dyed your hair green? I'm gonna die from the horror of it.'

2

When you pick on someone just because their hair is a different color and act like you're the hair king.

''Your black hair is a disgrace. I'm the hair king, and you're just a peasant.''

''I only like brown hair. All other colors are trash.''

''Your white hair is the worst thing I've ever seen.'

3

Someone who hates or loves hair colors so much they can't stand people with other colors.

''I adore red hair. Your black hair is the enemy.''

''Your blonde hair is so annoying I want to scream.''

''I love your purple hair. Yours is the worst.'

4

When you act like your hair color is the best and everyone else's is garbage.

''Your hair is like a rainbow. Mine is pure royalty.''

''Your hair is just a mess. Mine is perfection.''

''Your hair color is basic. Mine is legendary.'

5

When you're so obsessed with hair color you think it's the only thing that matters in life.

''Your hair is brown. I'm going to make you pay for it.''

''Your hair is blue. I can't stand it.''

''Your hair is pink. I'm gonna die from the pain of it.'

6

When you believe your hair color is better than everyone else's and you can't stop telling them.

''Your hair is green. That's the worst thing ever.''

''I have the best hair. Yours is trash.''

''Your hair is orange. I can't stand it.'

7

When you do the whole hairist thing and it's just as bad as racism, but with hair.

''Your hair is red. I'm gonna curse you for it.''

''Your hair is black. I'm gonna burn it down.''

''Your hair is white. I'm gonna make you suffer.'