hairism

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Thinking your hair color makes you better than everyone else and calling people stupid because of it.
My hair is gold, so I'm the best. Your hair is black, so you're the worst.
She said my hair was 'freaky' because it's purple. I said hers was 'freaky' because it's brown.
He called me a 'hairist' because I said his hair looked like a rat's nest.
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Making fun of someone's hair color and acting like it's the end of the world.
Your hair is pink. That’s not a color. That’s a joke.
He laughed at my hair. I laughed at his face.
She said my hair was 'weird' because it's blue. I said hers was 'weird' because it's bald.
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Being a racist about someone’s hair color and thinking only people with that hair color can be cool.
My hair is red. You're not cool unless your hair is red.
He said I couldn’t be cool because my hair was green. I told him he wasn’t cool because his hair was brown.
She said I was a ‘hairist’ because I didn’t like her hair color.
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Judging someone just because of their hair color and thinking it’s the only thing that matters.
Your hair is green. That’s not a color. That’s a mistake.
He said I didn’t know anything because my hair was orange.
She said I was ‘uncool’ because my hair wasn’t pink.
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Being a hair racist and thinking everyone else is a loser because of their hair.
Your hair is purple. That’s not a color. That’s a disgrace.
He called me a ‘hairist’ because I didn’t like his hair.
She said I was a ‘hairist’ because I didn’t like her hair.
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