Hairish

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A person with Haitian and Irish blood. They’re the only one at the party who’s so wasted they think the green beer is a holy relic.

"Kiss me, I’m Hairish!", said by someone who just threw up in a taxi.

At the bar, they’re trying to convince the bartender that St. Patrick is their grandfather.

They showed up with a bag of beans and a bottle of whiskey, claiming they’re "the real mix."

Half Haitian, half Irish. They’re the kind of person who shows up to a party and starts a fight over who’s more Irish.

"I’m 50% Irish!", said by a guy who spilled his drink on a priest.

They challenged the DJ to a dance-off and lost, but still claimed victory.

They brought a whole bag of rum and said, "This is my heritage."

Someone with Haitian and Irish roots. They’re the one who’s too wasted to remember why they came to the party.

They showed up with a shirt that said "Kiss me, I’m Hairish!" and a hangover.

They tried to sing a song but only remembered the words to the national anthem.

They kept telling people they were "the strongest mix since the last beer."