Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting so angry when you see loose hair floating around like it’s trying to ruin your life.

I saw a hair in my soup and threw the whole bowl at the wall.

My coworker’s hair flew into my coffee. I almost cried.

I walked into a room and saw a single hair on the floor. I screamed like it was a monster.

2

When loose hair makes you feel like it’s personally attacking you.

I saw a hair on my shirt and I took it off like it was poison.

My kid’s hair got in my pizza. I threw it at him.

I saw a hair in the bathroom and I yelled at the toilet.

3

Being so grossed out by loose hair it feels like your brain is melting.

I saw a hair in my cereal and I threw it away like it was radioactive.

My dog’s hair got in my sandwich. I cried.

I saw a hair on my plate and I ran out of the room screaming.

4

When loose hair makes you want to punch the world.

I saw a hair on my face and I punched the wall.

My friend’s hair flew into my drink. I threw it at her.

I saw a hair in my bed and I yelled at my roommate.

5

Getting so annoyed by loose hair it makes you want to scream and throw things.

I saw a hair in my bowl and I screamed and threw the bowl.

My kid’s hair got in my soup. I yelled and threw the spoon.

I saw a hair on the floor and I screamed and kicked the door.

6

When loose hair makes you act like it’s the end of the world.

I saw a hair in my sandwich and I cried like it was the end of the world.

My dog’s hair got in my coffee. I almost had a meltdown.

I saw a hair on my shirt and I screamed and ran out of the house.