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the fleshy bumps on your chest that have hair growing out of them like a tiny beard, and it’s not cute
My cousin’s hairiolae look like a raccoon took a bite out of him.
She showed me her hairiolae and said it was a ‘natural look’, bro, that’s a warning sign.
He texted me a photo of his hairiolae and said, ‘This is what happens when you don’t shave.’