Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Can’t live without their hair and will curse anyone who suggests otherwise.

I got a haircut and it was like a betrayal. I’m still mad.

My hair is my soul. You cut it, you cut me.

I wouldn’t let my dog touch my hair if it was the last thing I did.

2

A person who treats their hair like it’s a full-time job and a side hustle.

I spend more money on hair than I do on rent. It’s a lifestyle.

I got a trim and it felt like I’d won the lottery.

I had to take a loan to get my hair done. It was worth it.

3

They would rather fight you than let you touch their hair.

You tried to braid my hair and I fought you like a wild animal.

I don’t know why I let you do that hair color. I should have sued you.

You touched my hair and I became a monster.

4

They’re so into their hair they probably think it’s a religion.

I pray to my hair every morning. It’s like a daily ritual.

My hair is my god. I will not let it down.

If my hair doesn’t look good, my whole day is ruined.

5

They’d rather die than let someone mess up their hair.

I would rather be dead than have my hair messed up by a stranger.

My hair is my identity. Mess it up and I lose myself.

I’d rather get stabbed than have my hair ruined.