Hairing

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This is when the guy’s junk is literally stuck inside the girl’s junk, and both of them are sweating like they just ran a marathon.

My man just gave me a hairing so hard, I think my legs might fall off.

She screamed so loud during the hairing, the neighbors called the cops.

He was so deep inside me, I could feel his beard tickling my toes.

Two men can get so tangled in their hair, it looks like a wrestling match between two fur balls.

My boyfriend and his friend had a hairing so intense, they looked like a hairball explosion.

They were hairing so hard, I thought they were going to start a new kind of sport.

They were hairing like they were trying to kill each other with their hair.

It’s the stuff that sprouts from your balls, your head, your butt, and even your pet’s butt. It’s everywhere.

My dog’s hair is so long, it looks like he’s wearing a fur coat.

My balls are so hairy, I think they’re trying to take over my body.

My pet cat’s hair is longer than my ex’s lies.

A wild thing that lives on your head. You try to kill it with scissors, but it just comes back with a vengeance.

I tried to cut my hair, but it came back like a zombie.

I dyed my hair, and now it’s fighting me.

I used a ton of hair product, and my hair just laughed in my face.

It’s like a bunch of tiny threads all over your body. You could use them to knit, but why would you want to after what they did to you?

I had so much hair, I could knit a sweater for my entire family.

My body was covered in hair, like I was a human carpet.

So much hair, I could make a rug and sell it on eBay.

The last place you want to cum on. Even the dirtiest prostitutes won’t let you near it.

He tried to cum on her face, but she slapped him away.

They said if he cummed on her face, they’d throw him out.

He was so embarrassed, he ran out of the room like a coward.

A hot guy with a full head of hair. The kind of guy who looks good in a suit and still manages to look like a rock star.

He’s the kind of guy who makes your heart race just by walking in.

He has hair so good, I think it’s genetically engineered.

He walks in, and suddenly I forget my own name.