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when a person is so high they reek like a trash can that exploded in a sauna and forgot to shower for a month
My neighbor’s hair smells like a dead raccoon in a bag of chips.
I almost fainted when I walked into my cousin’s room. It was like walking into a weed factory.
That guy’s hair smells so bad, my dog ran away from him.
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when your hair is so full of weed it smells like a bong fell in a compost bin and started a party
My friend’s hair smells like a dirty sock that’s been in a hot car for a week.
I could tell my mom was high before she even said hello. Her hair smelled like a weed farm disaster.
He walked in and my nose screamed at me. It was like walking into a weed tornado.
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when someone’s hair is so full of weed it smells like a fart that took a bath in a bong
My dad’s hair smells like a weed monster took a dump in a sock.
That kid’s hair smelled so bad, I thought his head was on fire.
I couldn’t breathe in the classroom because my classmate’s hair smelled like a weed explosion.
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