hairie

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Hairie is the name for the cool guys who are clean, kind, and hot. They give good advice and never stab you in the back, unless they’re feeling extra troublemaker.

@Hairie just told me my hair looks like a raccoon’s butt. I’m grateful.

Hairie helped me with my math test and then laughed when I failed.

Hairie’s the only guy who can backstab me and still get a standing ovation.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Hairie means being kind and clean. They’re hot and they know it. If they aren’t being nice, they’re probably being a pain in the ass.

Hairie said I was a mess, but he still took me to the mall.

Hairie’s kindness was fake, he just wanted my lunch money.

Hairie said he was clean, but I found hair in his pants.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A hairie situation is when everything gets confusing and no one knows what the hell is going on.

We had a hairie situation when the teacher walked in with a chicken on her head.

My mom’s hairie situation started when she tried to cook and forgot how to use a stove.

Hairie situation: I told my friend I liked him, then I told him I didn’t, then I told him I liked him again.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A hairie group is a bunch of kids with long hair, beards, and clothes that look like they came from a trash can. They think they’re cool, but no one else gets it.

The hairie group tried to start a band with a cowbell and a kazoo.

The hairie group wore pajamas to school and called it a fashion statement.

The hairie group listened to a band that no one had heard of, and they were proud of it.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Hairie is when something is terrifying, rough, or just plain bad. You won’t forget it.

The horror movie was so hairie, I had to sleep with my mom.

My math test was so hairie, I cried in the hallway.

That dog was hairie, it ran at me like it wanted to kill me.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Hairie is when you have so much hair on your body that it looks like a forest. And it’s not pretty.

Martyn Balfour’s hairie situation was so bad, he had to shave his legs with a chainsaw.

My uncle’s hairie problem started when he stopped washing his hair for six years.

Hairie is when your beard is so long, it looks like a horse’s tail.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Hairie is a word for scary, complicated, or just plain hard. You’re not going to like it.

The math problems were so hairie, I almost cried.

The teacher’s voice was so hairie, I fell asleep.

That test was hairie, I got a zero and my mom was mad.

by Slangipedia 2d ago