Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who cuts hair so good you’d take a beating just to look like a total rockstar.

I’d let him call me a f***ing donkey for a week just to get that fade.

He said my hair looked like a f***ing mess, but I still stayed.

He cussed me out in three different languages just to give me a side part.

2

A hair stylist so good you’d let him yell at you like you owe him money.

He told me I looked like a f***ing toddler and still gave me the best cut ever.

He shouted at me for 10 minutes, and I still walked out happy.

He called my hair a f***ing disaster, but I didn’t care.

3

A guy who cuts hair so good you’d let him insult you until you’re red in the face.

He said my hair looked like a f***ing raccoon, but I still got the cut.

He insulted me for 20 minutes, and I still tipped him extra.

He called me a f***ing loser, and I still walked out like a winner.

4

A hair stylist so good you’d let him swear at you like you're his worst enemy.

He cussed me out for an hour, but I still got the best cut of my life.

He called me a f***ing idiot and gave me the best fade ever.

He swore at me like I owed him a thousand bucks, and I still stayed.

5

A guy who cuts your hair so good you’d let him talk trash about you for hours.

He said my hair looked like a f***ing dog and still gave me the best cut.

He talked trash for 45 minutes, and I still came back next week.

He called my hair a f***ing nightmare, but I still left happy.

6

A hair stylist so good you’d let him f***ing yell at you for a full hour.

He yelled at me for an hour and still gave me the best haircut I’ve ever had.

He said my hair looked like a f***ing mess, but I still stayed.

He cursed me out like I was his worst enemy, and I still walked out like a king.