Hairicane

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When your hair looks like it was attacked by a tornado and a raccoon, especially if it’s a teacher or old lady who thinks they’re cool.

My math teacher’s hair looked like a raccoon threw a hurricane at it.

The principal’s hair was so wild, it had its own zip code.

My grandma’s hair looked like it was fighting a war against a vacuum cleaner.

When your teacher says 'hurricane' like it’s 'hurricane' and then has a hair day so bad, it’s a public disaster.

My teacher said 'hurricane' like it was 'hurricane' and her hair looked like it was on fire.

The English teacher said 'hurricane' wrong and her hair was a disaster zone.

My history teacher said 'hurricane' like it was 'hurricane' and her hair was a crime scene.

When a guy’s beard grows in a circle, like it’s trying to escape from a whirlpool.

My gym teacher’s beard spins like it’s trying to escape from a whirlpool.

My dad’s beard is a full-blown hurricane of facial hair.

My uncle’s beard looks like it’s been caught in a tornado and didn’t want to come out.