hairi

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Hairi is like being a fancy, clean freak who also looks hot. They’re nice, but they’re also obsessed with how they look.
My cousin Hairi took three hours to brush his hair before going to the mall.
Hairi won’t even eat pizza if it’s not on a fancy plate.
Hairi called me ugly for not wearing socks with my sneakers.
2
Hairie is the cool guy who’s always clean, kind, and looks sharp. He gives good advice but also messes around and starts fights.
Hairie told me to stop eating chips before going to the gym, then laughed when I tripped.
Hairie started a fight with the lunch lady just for giving him the wrong sandwich.
Hairie gave me a C+ on my math test, then said I could fail the class if I didn’t get it right.
3
Hairi is a confusing situation, like when you’re not sure if your friend is being nice or trying to prank you.
Hairi told me he was going to the movies, then showed up at my house with a bag of candy.
Hairi said he would help me with my homework, then spent the whole time on his phone.
Hairi asked me for a dollar, then said he was going to buy me a soda.
4
Hairi is a group of kids who think they’re cool by wearing weird clothes and pretending they don’t care about what people think.
Hairi wore a shirt that said ‘I hate everyone’ and nobody understood it.
Hairi sat in the back of the class and played a video game during math.
Hairi wore a hat inside the house and nobody knew why.
5
Hairi is when things get really scary or really hard, like when you’re stuck in a haunted house with no way out.
Hairi was when I got locked in the bathroom during a fire drill.
Hairi was when my math teacher gave me a test with 50 questions.
Hairi was when my dog ran into the street and didn’t come back.
6
Hairi is when you have so much hair growing everywhere, it looks like a wild animal took over your body.
Hairi was when my uncle hadn’t shaved in six months and looked like a bear.
Hairi was when my sister’s hair got so long, it started growing out of her ears.
Hairi was when my dog started eating my hair and wouldn’t stop.
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Hairi is a fancy word for something that’s scary, hard, or sounds complicated, like when you’re stuck in a math class.
Hairi was when my teacher said we had to do a 10-page essay on ‘the meaning of life’.
Hairi was when my dog ran away and I had to search the whole neighborhood.
Hairi was when my mom yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner.
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