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A horn made of hair. Like when it grows out on its own and you’re too lazy to fix it. It’s like your head’s saying, 'I don’t care what you look like.'
My dog’s got a hairhorn. I’m scared to ask what mine looks like.
He said he’s gonna grow a hairhorn and never shave again. I hope he dies of embarrassment.
She came to school with a hairhorn. The teacher gave her a warning. She gave the teacher a middle finger.