hairgret

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The instant you look in the mirror and curse the day you let a stranger touch your head.

I walked out of the barber shop and looked like a raccoon that lost a bet.

My hair looks like a cat threw up on a trash can.

I'm gonna kill that guy. I swear I will.

When your hair looks like it was attacked by a blender and you want to cry.

My hair looks like a tornado ate my head.

I got a haircut and now I look like a mad scientist's pet.

I'm gonna go back and tell that barber he's dead.

The moment you see your new hair and you want to scream and throw things.

I look like a failed experiment. I'm gonna throw the scissors.

My hair is a crime. I'm reporting the barber.

I'm so mad I could burn down the whole salon.