hairgonomics

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How well your hair moves without you screaming or using too much energy.
My hair is doing the cha-cha and I’m just watching. That’s hairgonomics at its finest.
I tried to flatten my hair and it took three hours. I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.
My hair is like a wild animal. I don’t know how it moves, but I know it doesn’t care about me.
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When your hair looks good without you crying or using a million products.
My hair looked like a movie star’s. I didn’t use a single spray. I just blinked and it happened.
I used one comb and that’s it. My hair is smoother than my ex’s lies.
I walked out the door and my hair was perfect. I didn’t even know it was on fire.
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The art of getting your hair to do what you want without it fighting back.
My hair listened to me like it was my best friend. No drama, no complaints, just smooth moves.
I told my hair to go this way and it went. No questions asked. I’m impressed.
My hair didn’t even flake today. It was like it had a meeting with itself and decided to be nice.
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When your hair moves with you like it’s in love with you.
My hair was dancing with me. It was like it had its own beat and it was doing it just for me.
I walked into the room and my hair was flowing. It looked like it was saying hello.
My hair moved with me like it was my partner in crime. No one else could see it, but I did.
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How your hair uses the least amount of energy to look good.
My hair looked good with just a little bit of work. I didn’t even break a sweat.
I used one product and that’s it. My hair was shining like it had a job to do.
My hair didn’t even need a mirror to look good. It just knew what it was doing.
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