hairgirl

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A hairgirl is a freak who thinks her hair is a masterpiece, but it’s really just a disaster waiting to happen. She uses so much product, it’s like she’s trying to glue her head to a lamp.

I blow dry my hair for two hours and it still looks like a raccoon was attacked by a glue gun.

My straightener is broken, but I still tried to straighten my hair. It now looks like a tangled mess of frustration.

I put so much hairspray on my hair, it’s like I’m trying to launch it into space.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A hairgirl is a weirdo who sits by the trash can like it’s her throne and judges everyone else’s hair like it’s a court case.

I sit by the trash can at lunch and judge everyone else’s hair like it’s a crime scene.

I looked at my friend’s hair and said, ‘That’s not a hairdo, that’s a haircrime.’

I sat by the trash can and ate my sandwich while silently judging my teacher’s hair.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A hairgirl is a nutcase who writes insane things in her assignment book during lunch, like she’s planning a murder or a revenge scheme.

I wrote, ‘Today, I plotted to steal the teacher’s coffee and replace it with hot chocolate.’

I drew a map of the school and labeled every trash can as a secret hideout.

I wrote, ‘If I don’t get an A, I will burn down the library.’

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A hairgirl is a crazy person who thinks her hair looks good, even though it looks like it was dragged through a bush and then set on fire.

My hair looks like it was dragged through a bush and then set on fire.

I straightened my hair, and it looked like a flamingo was electrocuted.

My hair is so bad, it made the trash can cry.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A hairgirl is a weirdo who doesn’t know when to stop with the hair products. She uses so many, she might as well be a chemist.

I used so much hairspray, I think I turned my hair into a cloud.

I put on three different serums and now my hair smells like a science experiment.

I used so much mousse, my hair looks like a giant cotton candy.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A hairgirl is a weirdo who thinks she’s a legend, but everyone else just thinks she’s a mess who needs a vacation.

I am a hair legend. You will all remember me when I burn down the school.

I think I’m the next hair queen. My hair is so legendary, it could start a war.

I am not a mess. I am a hair warrior. You will all bow before me.

by Slangipedia 3d ago