Hairgin

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A hairgin is when someone hasn’t touched their hair with scissors, dye, or anything that makes it look decent. They’re basically a hair virgin.

My cousin hasn’t washed her hair in three years. It looks like a raccoon nest. #Hairgin #HairDisaster

He’s been called a hairgin for 10 years. Still no perms. Still no dye. Still no life.

My hair is a hairgin. I haven’t cut it since the 80s. It’s like a wild animal living in my head.

A hairgin is someone who’s never had a hair appointment. They’ve probably never even heard of a hair salon.

My hair is so long I can use it as a rope. I’m a hairgin. No one has ever touched it.

My mom is a hairgin. She thinks perms are a type of pizza.

He’s a hairgin and still doesn’t know what a hair dryer is. He uses a fan.

A hairgin is someone who lets their hair grow wild like a weed. No cuts. No styles. Just chaos.

My hair is so messy I could hide a squirrel in it. I’m a hairgin.

She’s a hairgin and still thinks braids are something you wear on your feet.

I’m a hairgin. My hair is so long it’s like a curtain. I live in it.

A hairgin is someone who’s never had their hair done. Their hair looks like it’s been in a fight.

I haven’t had a hair cut since I was 5. I’m a hairgin. My hair is a monster.

My brother is a hairgin and still doesn’t know what a trim is. He thinks it’s a type of food.

My hair is a hairgin. It’s so long I can’t see my face. It’s like a curtain.

A hairgin is someone who lets their hair grow like it’s going to be the next big thing. No cuts. No styles. Just wild.

I’ve been a hairgin for years. My hair is so long it’s like a waterfall.

My neighbor is a hairgin and still thinks a haircut is something you get at the mall.

My hair is a hairgin. I haven’t touched it in years. It’s like a jungle.