Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What those Herbal Essences bimbos have that makes you want to punch them in the face.

My cousin’s hair looked like it had a glow in the dark sticker on it.

My mom’s hair looked like it was made of gold.

My sister’s hair looked like it had a lollipop stuck in it.

2

When you’re stroking someone’s hair and they’re moaning like they’ve been locked in a room with a pizza for 10 years.

My crush’s hair felt like a unicorn’s tail.

My brother’s hair felt like it had been rubbed with magic cream.

My dog’s hair felt like it had been rubbed with a sock.

3

A fancy legal name for a hair company that’s owned by some old lady who thinks she’s a genius.

That lady from Herbal Essences has a trademark called Hairgasm.

My neighbor got a trademark called Hairgasm for her hair spray.

My grandma got a trademark called Hairgasm for her hair clip.

4

When you get a full-on orgasm from someone’s hair and you’re not even sure if it’s real life or a dream.

I had a hairgasm when I touched my crush’s hair.

I had a hairgasm when I touched my mom’s hair.

I had a hairgasm when I touched my dog’s hair.

5

When your hair looks so good it almost makes you feel like you’re high and you’re not even on drugs.

My hair looked so good I felt like I was floating.

My hair looked so good I felt like I was on a rollercoaster.

My hair looked so good I felt like I was eating pizza.

6

When you take your hair down from a ponytail and you feel like you just got out of a hot bath and also had a bedgasm.

I took my hair down and it felt like I was in heaven.

I took my hair down and it felt like I was in a spa.

I took my hair down and it felt like I was in a dream.

7

When you’re petting someone’s hair for 10 minutes and you realize you’re acting like a dog.

I was petting my crush’s hair for 10 minutes and I felt like a dog.

I was petting my mom’s hair for 10 minutes and I felt like a dog.

I was petting my dog’s hair for 10 minutes and I felt like a dog.