Hairfield

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He’s the sweetest man who ever lived he’s got a heart the size of a truck and a brain the size of a grape. He’ll stick by you even if you kick him in the nuts and call him a f***ing idiot.

He stayed with me when I cheated on him and then told my mom about it.

He bought me pizza after I yelled at him for 2 hours.

He cried when I left him for a guy who had a beard.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

He’s like a f***ing saint he’ll take your trash and your drama and still give you a hug. Even when you’re a complete a**hole.

He hugged me when I screamed at him for not texting me back.

He took my bad grades and my terrible fashion sense without complaining.

He still talked to me after I told his mom he was a f***ing failure.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

He’s the most f***ing nice guy ever he’s like a golden retriever who never stops licking your face even when you’re being a total f***ing disaster.

He still came to my birthday party even though I forgot about it.

He helped me when I failed my math test and I called him a f***ing loser.

He forgave me when I stole his favorite pants.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago