Hairetic

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A person who doesn't care if they look like a bald eagle or a hairy monster. They just want to annoy everyone else.
My uncle is a hairietic. He grows a beard in June and shaves it off in July just to be a pain.
She went from a smooth face to a wild jungle in one week. Classic hairietic move.
He texted me: 'I'm not going to the party unless I can grow out my goatee.' That's hairietic energy.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Someone who refuses to follow the rules of facial hair. They do whatever they want, whenever they want.
He showed up to work with a full mustache and a bald head. That's hairietic behavior.
My friend's hair grows in a completely random pattern. He's a hairietic through and through.
She shaved half her head and left the other half. Hairietic heaven.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who doesn't know the meaning of the word 'neat.' They either have a full face of hair or none at all. No middle ground.
He has a full beard one day and a clean face the next. That's a hairietic for you.
She shaved her head in the middle of a meeting. Hairietic much?
He texted me: 'I'm not shaving until I get my revenge.' Hairietic to the core.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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