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Getting in trouble because you got caught doing something sketchy or illegal. It started with people failing drug tests because they had hair growing out of their follicles.
My man got hairy because he didn't wash his hair for a month and got caught.
The cop said, 'You're hairy, son, you're going to jail.'
He got hairy because he smoked a joint before a hair test.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When the guy's nuts go all the way inside the lady's nuts and they start mixing up mess.
He was hairy after a full insertion and I swear the lady was screaming.
They were hairy and the bed was shaking like a earthquake.
The guy was hairy and the lady had a face like she just saw a ghost.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Guys can get hairy with other guys too. It’s like a mutual hair party.
My buddy got hairy with his boyfriend and they were both screaming.
They were hairy and both had hair on their heads and their nuts.
The guy got hairy and his boyfriend was like, 'You're going to kill me.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The stuff that grows on your balls, head, arms, legs, and even on animals like cats and dogs. It also grows in some very weird places.
He had hairy balls and it was so bad he couldn’t even sit down.
She had hair on her legs and arms and it looked like a jungle.
The dog had hair everywhere and it was like a hairy monster.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A beast that lives on your head. It hates you and you fight it with scissors, dye, and products. It might go away for a bit, but it'll come back with a vengeance.
My hair was a beast and I had to fight it with a comb and a razor.
She had a hairy beast and it was wild like a lion.
He had a hairy beast and it wouldn’t stop growing.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Tiny strands of yarn all over your body. You can make a sweater with it, but you wouldn't want to know where it came from.
He had hairy yarn all over his body and it looked like a mess.
She had hairy yarn everywhere and it was like she had a goat inside her.
The guy had hairy yarn and he was like, 'I don’t want to know where that came from.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The last place even the dirtiest people won’t let you cum on. It’s like the holy grail of places to avoid.
He tried to cum on the hairy place and got yelled at.
She wouldn’t let him cum on the hairy place and he was mad.
The guy was hairy and even the hooker said, 'No, not there.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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