Hairea

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A gross mix of hairy and area. It's the spot on your body that’s covered in hair, but you wish it was as smooth as a baby’s butt. Everyone has one, it’s just a matter of where.
My armpits are my hairia. I shave them every day and they grow back like a curse.
My hairia is my chest. I look like a bear that got hit by a hair dryer.
My hairia is my legs. I have to wear socks to hide them, and even then, I still look like a hairy monster.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The part of your body where hair grows, but it's not the head. It’s the area you wish you could rip out with your bare hands.
My hairia is my back. I can’t even wear a shirt without it showing.
My hairia is my butt. I look like a raccoon that got sprayed with hair spray.
My hairia is my arms. I have to wear sleeves even in the summer.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A mix of hair and areas. It’s the part of your house where your dog’s hair balls pile up like they’re trying to take over the world. You vacuum it and it’s gone, then it comes back like a ghost.
My hairia is my living room. I just vacuumed it and now it’s covered in hair again.
My hairia is my couch. It looks like a dog slept on it and then died.
My hairia is my floor. I can’t even walk without stepping on a hair ball.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The spot above your junk where hair grows. It’s not the happy trail, that’s something else entirely. This is just a hairy mess you don’t want anyone to see.
My hairia is right above my junk. It looks like a patch of weeds growing out of a lawn.
My hairia is the worst part of me. I can’t even walk without it sticking out.
My hairia is like a beard growing out of my junk. It’s gross.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The place where your hair lives, on your head and around it. It’s the only part of you that’s not covered in hair, but it still feels like it’s trying to take over your whole body.
My hairia is my head. It looks like a storm cloud of hair.
My hairia is my forehead. I have to comb it every day or it looks like a bird nest.
My hairia is my neck. It looks like a hairy snake is trying to choke me.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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