Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

can't stop thinking about hair dryers and what they do to your hair

I saw a hair dryer and my brain exploded

My ex broke up with me because I preferred hair dryers

I dream about hair dryers and blowouts

2

has a serious crush on the thing that dries your hair

My dating profile says I'm looking for a hair dryer

I texted my hair dryer and it didn't reply

I asked my mom if I could marry the hair dryer

3

would rather be with a hair dryer than a real person

I broke up with my boyfriend because he didn't have a hair dryer

My best friend thinks I'm crazy for loving hair dryers

I proposed to my hair dryer and it didn't say no

4

thinks hair dryers are the best thing since sliced bread

I would marry a hair dryer if it asked me

I scream when I see a hair dryer

I live in a world where hair dryers are my only friends

5

has a one-way love affair with the hair dryer

My hair dryer gets more attention than I do

I wrote a love letter to my hair dryer

I told my teacher I was sick because I had a hair dryer crisis

6

can't stand people who don't use a hair dryer

I yelled at my cousin for not using a hair dryer

I walked out of a restaurant because they didn’t have hair dryers

I asked my neighbor if I could borrow their hair dryer