Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person so wasted they might as well be dead. Like a zombie who got hit by a truck and then asked for a second drink.

My cousin hairdryered at the bar and fell into a keg.

She hairdryered so bad she tried to dance with a wall.

He hairdryered so much he forgot his own name.

2

So drunk you could pour beer over your head and it would just laugh at you.

He hairdryered so hard he tried to talk to the ceiling.

She hairdryered and tried to wear her socks as a hat.

My uncle hairdryered and asked the dog for a drink.

3

When you yell so loud you might as well be screaming at a brick wall and it’s still not getting the message.

My mom hairdryered me for forgetting to do the dishes.

He hairdryered his friend for eating the last pizza slice.

She hairdryered the teacher for giving her a pop quiz.

4

A turbocharger is like the engine’s best friend who helps it go faster and then probably steals its lunch money.

My car’s turbocharger is like a turbocharged hairdryer.

The turbocharger makes the car go like a hairdryer on full blast.

Without the turbocharger, the car is just a hairdryer with a bad attitude.

5

A rice rocket is a bike that’s so quiet it could probably whisper secrets to the moon.

That rice rocket is so quiet it sounds like a hairdryer.

The rice rocket idles like a hairdryer on a Sunday morning.

I heard that rice rocket and it was like a hairdryer in a library.

6

A hot guy or girl who makes everyone else look like a burnt piece of toast.

He’s so hot he could be called a hairdryer.

That girl is a hairdryer in human form.

She’s so attractive, she could be a hairdryer and still win the competition.

7

An electrocution tool used by a jealous dominatrix who probably has a side job as a toaster.

She used a hairdryer to electrocute him in the bathtub.

The dominatrix turned the hairdryer on full blast and he screamed like a hairdryer on fire.

He got hairdryered so hard, he turned into a toaster.