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A smelly picture of you using a hairdryer like it’s your last hope. Your legs are out. Your junk is covered. It’s like you’re begging for mercy.
I took this pic at 3 AM after my dog ate my face mask.
My hair looked like a raccoon’s nest. I had no choice.
I took this while my sister was yelling at me for stealing her phone.
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You’re standing in the bathroom, blowing your hair dry like you’re trying to escape a jail cell. Your legs are out. Your junk is safe. It’s a total disaster.
I took this right after my mom told me I was grounded.
I did this while my dad was trying to watch TV.
I took this because my hair looked like it had a fight with a cat.
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A picture of you using a hairdryer like it’s the most important thing in the world. Your legs are out. Your junk is hidden. It’s like you’re doing a crime.
I took this while my brother was trying to steal my phone.
I did this right before I had to go to school.
I took this because my hair looked like a mad scientist’s experiment.
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