hairdryer

Fresh Trending
#rage#screaming#family drama

3 views · Added 2d ago · 7 definitions

1
Yelling so loud your neighbors call the cops just to shut you up. Like when your mom finds out you failed math and you’re too embarrassed to tell her.
My brother screamed at me for eating the last slice of pizza.
She yelled at the teacher until the whole class was laughing.
He got so mad he turned red and started throwing shoes.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
2
A rice rocket is a Japanese bike. Now they're quieter. They sound like a hairdryer when they're idling. Like when your dad’s car makes that annoying noise at stoplights.
My cousin’s rice rocket is so quiet, it’s like it’s hiding.
That bike sounds like my sister’s hairdryer when it’s on low.
My uncle’s rice rocket is so quiet, it’s like it’s whispering.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
3
A word to call someone hot. Not something you use to dry your hair. Like when you see someone and think, 'Damn, that person is fine.'
My crush is so hot, I think he’s a hairdryer in human form.
That girl is so attractive, I can’t stop staring.
He’s hot like a hairdryer on full blast.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
4
A hairdryer is a tool for electrocution. Used with a bathtub full of water by a jealous dominatrix. Like when your ex’s new girlfriend turns up and your dominatrix side kicks in.
She shocked me in the bathtub and I nearly died.
My ex’s new girlfriend got me zapped with a hairdryer.
The dominatrix used a hairdryer to electrocute me in the tub.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
5
A turbocharger is also called a hairdryer. Like when your car sounds like a hairdryer on high speed.
My car sounds like a hairdryer on high speed.
That turbocharger makes a noise like a hairdryer in a hurricane.
My car’s turbocharger is like a hairdryer screaming at me.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
6
Drunk. Like when you’re so wasted you can’t walk straight. Or when you’re too drunk to remember your own name.
I was so drunk I fell off the couch.
He was so wasted he tried to talk to the wall.
She was so drunk she tried to dance with a chair.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
7
Super drunk. Like when you’re so wasted you can’t even remember your own face. Or when you try to walk and end up in the neighbor’s house.
I was so smashed I woke up in my neighbor’s living room.
He was so drunk he tried to eat a lamp.
She was so wasted she tried to talk to the cat.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
xs