Hairdressery

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The art of sticking your nose where it doesn't belong and asking way too many questions about things that are none of your business.

'So, why did you and Steve break up again? Did you finally get tired of his dumb jokes? Or was it the guy from the bar?'

'You’re telling me you didn’t even ask her if she wanted to go to the concert? You’re a lost cause.'

'I swear, if you don’t stop asking me about my love life, I’m gonna dye your hair pink.'

When someone can’t keep their mouth shut and insists on knowing everything about everyone, even if it means getting yelled at.

'I know you and Jake had a fight. You don’t have to tell me what it was about. I already know it was about the pizza.'

'You asked me five times if I like him. Just stop. I don’t even know if he’s still alive.'

'I swear, if you ask me one more time why I didn’t go to the party, I’m gonna cut your hair with a chainsaw.'

Being the kind of person who knows everything about everyone, even if they’re not supposed to know.

'You knew about the breakup before I even told my best friend. How? Did you spy on me?'

'You found out about my crush before I even started liking him. How? Did you put a bug in my backpack?'

'You know about my mom’s new job, my dad’s secret, and my brother’s crush. Just stop.'

When someone's curiosity is so strong, it borders on being a crime. They ask questions until they get answers, even if it means getting in trouble.

'You asked the teacher why I got detention. You even asked the principal. Now I’m gonna get in trouble for your curiosity.'

'You asked my neighbor about my crush so much, he told me. Now I’m gonna have to ask him why he told me.'

'You asked my mom about my dad’s new job, and now she’s gonna ask me why I’m acting weird.'

That thing people do when they don’t know how to shut up and just keep talking about stuff that’s none of their business.

'You talked about my crush for the whole class. Now I’m gonna have to sit next to him for the rest of the year.'

'You told the whole school about my mom’s new job. Now she’s gonna yell at me.'

'You told my brother about my crush. Now he’s gonna ask me why I’m acting weird.'