Hairdresser's syndrome

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When a hairdresser breaks your neck by cracking it so much you feel like a chicken that got hit by a truck. It’s like your brain is screaming, ‘why? why? why?’. And if you’re lucky, you’ll just have a headache for the rest of your life.
My hairdresser cracked my neck so hard I heard my mom’s voice in my head.
He said, ‘I’m gonna give you the best haircut of your life… and a possible early death.’
I walked in with a headache. I walked out with a migraine and a broken neck.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a new service provider acts like they’re the king of the world and the previous one was a total no-talent failure. They’ll ask, ‘Who did your hair before?’ and then insult them so bad you feel like you’re in a trash can.
My new stylist said, ‘Your old hairdresser was a disaster. I’m gonna make you look like a queen.’
‘Who did your garden last?’ he asked. I said, ‘A guy who thought weeds were a fashion trend.’
My new window cleaner said, ‘That last guy was a total hack. I’m gonna clean your windows so well, you’ll see your reflection in the dirt.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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