Hairdressers Inch

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When a hairdresser lies about how much of your hair they’re gonna chop off like it’s a bet!
I said ‘just a little’ and now I look like a hedgehog got a haircut.
She said ‘I’ll just trim it’ and now I have a mullet.
He told me it’d be a quick snip and now I’m a lion with a bad day.
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When a hairdresser claims they’re gonna give you a fresh look but ends up giving you a face full of scissors!
I walked in with a ponytail and left with a buzz cut.
She said it’d be a style upgrade, and now I look like I got hit by a mop.
He said it’d be a small trim, and now I’ve got a do that screams ‘I’ve been in a fight with a lawn mower’.
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When a hairdresser promises a simple cut and then turns your head into a hair tornado!
I asked for a trim and now I have a hairdo that could start a war.
She said it’d be quick and now I have a hairdo that looks like a bird had a meltdown.
He said he’d be done in ten minutes and now I’ve got a hairdo that could win a beauty pageant.
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