Hairdressers bacon sandwich

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4 views · Added 13d ago · 3 definitions

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A sweaty, hairy man with red flaps hanging out and crusty, greasy parts, like a bacon sandwich that got stepped on by a bald guy with a bad attitude.
My barber looks like he’s been eating a bacon sandwich in a hairball.
He’s got more grease than a fryer at a greasy spoon.
That guy’s hair looks like it came out of a trash can.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A man with hair like a dirty burger, red parts sticking out, and crumbly, smelly bits that look like they came from a hairdresser’s trash can.
He’s got more hair than a dog at a dog show.
His hair smells like old bacon and bad perfume.
That man’s hair is like a sandwich that got left in the sun.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A hairy guy with glowing red parts and crumbly bits, like a bacon sandwich that got dropped in a salon and stepped on by a bald man with a grudge.
He looks like he ate a sandwich and then got hit with a hairdryer.
That man’s hair is like a mess in a meat locker.
He smells like a bacon sandwich that’s been left in a trash can for a week.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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