Hairdresser Octopus

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A bald guy who thinks he's cool, but everyone knows he's just mad because his hair fell out and he blames the tape deck.

My barber looks like he just lost a fight with a comb and a curse.

He turned red when I asked if he knew how to use a straightener.

He tried to hypnotize me with a broken tape deck and failed.

That guy who yells at you for not listening and then gets even angrier when you leave.

He screamed at me for using too much gel and then got mad at the mirror.

I left and he turned red because he couldn't even finish my haircut.

He yelled so loud the whole salon heard him and now I'm famous.

A guy who thinks he's an octopus because he has eight fingers and a bad temper.

He flexed his eight fingers and yelled, 'I'm the octopus of hair!'

He flipped out when I said he looked like a crab with a temper.

He tried to pinch my face and missed because he's bad at octopus stuff.