Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The real name of Donald Trump, Sr. He’s so ugly his hair looks like it’s trying to escape a prison break.

'Hairdemort' is the only thing that can explain why he still shows up to events.'

His hair is so bad, it’s like it got kicked out of a beauty pageant.'

I swear, that man’s hair has its own social media account.'

2

The guy who invented bad hair and then never washed it again. He’s like a walking comb-over disaster.

'He’s not just a bad president, he’s a bad hair disaster.'

His hair is so bad, it’s like it’s been in a fight with a vacuum cleaner.'

If Hairdemort had a twin, it would be a bald eagle.'

3

The original hair monster. He’s got more layers than a cake and fewer brain cells than a donut.

'He’s the reason why people now use the word 'hair' as a curse.'

His hair is so bad, it’s got its own ZIP code.'

He’s like a hair tornado that never stops.'

4

The man who turned hair into a crime. He’s got more fake hair than a detective has evidence.

'He’s not hiding his hair, he’s hiding from it.'

His hair is so fake, it’s got a passport.'

If Hairdemort had a pet, it would be a wig.'

5

The guy who made hair look like it was run over by a truck. He’s got more gray hair than a snowstorm.

'His hair is so bad, it’s like it’s got a grudge.'

He walks in and his hair screams for help.'

If he had a hair stylist, they’d be in a jail cell.'

6

The original hair villain. He’s got more hair problems than a barber has customers.

'He’s the reason why hair now has a bad reputation.'

His hair is so bad, it’s got a lawyer.'

He’s like a hair villain with a full-time job.